b.

I just want to be a— a man… a man. Just Man-Man of the Year, yeah.
If you were in my kindergarten class, you would know why.

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Jesse: You have never seen two humans interact in the way we do in this movie. It will change the way, uh, human beings speak with each other for all time. In the same way Carl Jung developed his— 
Interviewer: Are you fucking with me or are you telling the truth?
Jesse: I’m telling you the truth. This will change human interaction from here on out in the most drastic of ways. Human beings will not be able to make eye contact with each other anymore. They’ll only stare at each other’s crotches in order to indicate comradery. 

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Interviewer: With all that running I would expect that that’d be pretty physical for you.
Jesse: Yeah, the movie, it was, you know, often taxing physically, because I work out bi-yearly, and so, um, I’m kind of like an Architectural magazine… I work out as often as it is released.

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